When a philosopher announced that the title of his talk was “Why is there Something rather than Nothing?” Sydney Morgenbesser said to the man sitting next to him, “If there was Nothing he would still complain.”
-from Gerald Dworkin's list of philosophy quips
fozzy bear!
ReplyDeleteFuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy,
ReplyDeletewas he?
(though I prefer Jesse Eisenberg's version.)